No Memory Foam Mattresses!

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 15 October 2010

Here's a tip:

Never, never, NEVER purchase one of those memory foam mattresses.

The wife and I had a really great nights sleep on ours and the next morning she got up and looked back at it.

Then she laid back down and got up quickly.

Then she turned to me and said, "I thought you said my ass wasn't too big?"

-Albert Bundy

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