Shut Up & Eat Your Veggies!

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 14 October 2010

Why don't people like their vegetables? Have you ever heard anyone ask you, "Are you going to finish those brussel sprouts?"

And carrots.

Mom always told us, "Eat your carrots, they're good for your eyesight!"

"Then why are there so many dead rabbits on the road?"

"You eat your carrots!"

"Can I eat them second hand by eating the rabbits? That way I'll get my greens too."

-Bob Underground

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