Hey, I Could Be Worse!

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 5 October 2010

Sometimes I can really get down and become sick and tired of myself and my lack of accomplishments all my 40 years on this old earth.

But then, I turn on the Evening News and there's all this murder, stealing, wars and riots everywhere and suddenly I feel like I'm not nearly as bad as the worst of them.

-Tim Burr

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