The Academy wishes to apologize for all the 2005 Best Picture Nominees.
Didn't have much to work with, FFS.
So, yeah, Crash won. Listen, if we knew an Olson twin was gonna kill Ledger, Brokeback would've won. Hell, I wanna dig him up just to thank him again for The Joker.
What else could we have selected? Capote? It was that fat guy from Boogie Nights doing a Droopy Dog impression for two hours!!!
Good Night, and Good Luck? Black and white doesn't necessarily mean artsy, Clooney!
And don't even... Don't even f--king suggest Munich. That movie smelled like beer-farts from the opening credits forward.