"Total Nudity Inside!"

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 17 September 2010

They recently opened a strip bar in our neighborhood which wasn't too well received. There were many picketing the place and trying to embarrass anyone going in.

Outside there was this big sign, "Total Nudity Inside"!

Finally, I could take it no more and I went past the protesters with a disguise. However, wearing only the Groucho Marx glasses was apparently considered as 'clothing' because they threw me out.

I told them I'd take off the glasses once inside but they wouldn't let me talk.

I'm moving tomorrow.

-Scott Free

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