William Hague - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 5 August 2012

I met with the Swiss Foreign Minister Didier Burkhalter the other day.

Afterwards he said: "Switzerland may have an ally in Brussels in the form of the EU-critical government of British Prime Minister David Cameron."

Department of Foreign Affairs spokesman Jean-Marc Crevoisier said the British seemed to favour Switzerland's approach to EU bilateral relations.

As for Didier Burkhalter, well he is about 50, gorgeous hair greying at the sides, cute cheek bones, distinguished features, and was willing to manipulate my foibles when we met in the hotel bedroom.

Nice!