William Hague - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 2 August 2012

My personal assistant's assistant deputy filing clerk's boyfriends lover Damien, read this on the web today:

"Conservative Party members favour Boris Johnson to be their next leader ahead of William Hague and George Osborne, a new poll has revealed."

Hogwash, rubbish, total :+*&ocks!

I'm much richer, and have a finger in more pies than he does surely?

Isn't it laughable?