William Hague - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 4 August 2012

One of my new personal assistants Montague, was sorting through my personals:

When he found several Birthday Cards from last March, sent to me by my other personal assistants, Enzo, Quinton, Gabriel, Sheridan, Cuthburt, Fitzwilliam, Lucien, Hadleigh, Damien, and Sebastian... he didn't realise that he was not the only one who adored, pampered, played with and satified my needs.

Bless him!