William Hague - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 7 August 2012

It seems accordingt to the IT:

"Paul Staines, better known as political blogger Guido Fawkes, is unrepentant about his defiant and continuous exposure of the political system" Not all of Staines' actions have met with approval. When he published a story in relation to the hotel-room sleeping arrangements of British foreign secretary William Hague and a male aide, Chris Myers, some felt he had gone too far and was dragging political journalism lower into the gutter."

Myers resigned but I felt it necessary to release intimate details about my marriage in the aftermath, very sad.

But nothing happened on any of the twelve nights I spent with him in hotel bedrooms. If you don't believe me just ask my personal assistants Lucien, Borkowski, Nigella, Tarquin, Stanislav, Asghar or Dominique!