William Hague - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 8 May 2012

I feel I should record my answer to the Daily Bugle's insinuations that I spent a night last January in bedroom 214 of the Mayfair Hotel, and slept the night in the same bed with my assistants Lucien and Damien!

I categorically deny this claim!

It was in bedroom 218 of the Dorchester Hotel, and I slept the night in the same bed with my assistants Sheridan, Sebastian and Cuthburt!