William Hague - My Fake Diary

Monday, 7 May 2012

"If we needed to hang someone tomorrow," Martin Martinez, Trinidad and Tobago's commissioner of prisons, says, grinning wolfishly, "we would grease up the gallows and buy some new rope." Death by hanging is the penalty for anyone convicted of murder in Trinidad and Tobago, although no one has been executed here since 1999.

Hitler, Stalin, Mao Si Tung etc would be turning in their graves at the thought of a country having a perfect deterrent to murder and not using it!

It's so sad!

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