William Hague - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 21 March 2012
It is getting very complicated for me, this bother with Iran.
Not the risk of war, we politicians can use the safe shelter under number ten.
Not the possible rise in price over oil and fuel, I'm the richest Minister the government has ever had.
The real complication is that one of my personal assistants, Asghar.
He's getting very stroppy in bed lately!