William Hague - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 18 March 2012

I was laying here on the hotel bedroom four poster this morning, and as Lucien reached across my chest to grab hold of the framed photo of my gardener Augustyn, I realised he was not wearing the Harrod's antiperspirant that I'd bought him for his birthday last week!

He'll have to go, I'll bring one of my other personal assistant with me next time... Julian, Tarquin, Stanislav, or Nigella!

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