William Hague - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 24 March 2012

I interviewed some applicants for the job of my new personal assistants, assistants, assistant this last week.

I made a short list of the five with the biggest potential, and met them one at a time in the Gloucester Arms Hotel, in the bedroom of room 144.

Sheridan was sweet, Cuthburt had a humdinger of appeal, Fitzwilliam was too shy, Hadleigh had the equipment but not the inclination, and Sebastian with his coveting manoeuvres got the job.

So, Lucien and Damien will have to look at their laurels more... or rather mine!

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