William Hague - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 20 March 2012

I was laying in bed this morning, telling my personal assistant Lucien about my exciting trip to America, as he toyed with appendage, and my maid Wojtec came in with our breakfasts.

We all got together nice and cuddly, and swapped stories of our travels.

Ah, but it's nice to come home!

I wonder where Ffion is?