William Hague - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 17 March 2012

Here's me, who oversees the work of the secret service, MI6. So I should be entitled to the highest levels of security!

Millions of pounds of public money have been spent over the years to keep the home safe and secure.

But simply because I wanted to improve the lighting in my bedroom, (my personal assistants Jab³oñski, Wysocki, and Jeremy are nervous in the dark) the blueprints have been posted on the web, revealing the exact location of windows, doors, balconies, stairwells, service lifts servants quarters and living quarters.

The fools!

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