William Hague - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 13 March 2012

Between 2003 and 2008 Ffion the wife, was a director and shareholder at Hanson Green, a top-level non-executive search company, where she built up the board evaluation practice alongside her search activities.

I am the richest member of the Coalition Government.

These two facts, I believe other MPs are jealous of.

Why else would they all leave the Commons subsidised restaurant whenever I go in for a meal with my personal assistants Lucien and Julien?