William Hague - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 11 March 2012

I wanted to have a celebration of the anniversary of when Ffion (the wife you know), was elected an Honorary Fellow of Harris Manchester College, Oxford.

I invited some of my personal assistants, Angelico, Augustyn, Bartlomiej, Grzegorz, Wojtec, Maciej, Stanislav, Saboor, Zulqurnain, Chygrynskiy, Borkowski, Jab³oñski, Wysocki and Jeremy to the party.

Do you know, not one accepted the invitation! The jealous little monkeys!

Just wait until it's their turn, and I get them in the hotel bedroom!

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