Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 29 April 2012

I'm thinking of hiring a body double and paying him £500 a day just to hang around and take the flak when I'm caught doing something wrong.

Like visiting a high class £1,200 a night prostitute when the wife Colleen is pregnant. Or a £45 an hour granny prostitute. I can just blame it on my lookalike.

The only thing is, how can I find someone as good looking as me?

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