Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 12 August 2007

August 12th

Still no sign of the apocolypse. Maybe I should not have built the bunker just yet. I invited my good mate Tim Robbins in for the day. Now he won't leave. It is just like that film I did, that one with the Aliens, and the voice over, was it Rain Man, Risky Business, The War of the Worlds, or did it only happen to me last week.

I forget, but I bet Oprah can remember for me.

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