Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 21 February 2006

Dear Diary,

It has happened. I don't know how, but it has happened... Katy... is... pregnant.

I am wondering if she's been anywhere near Pitt recently.

Anway, I am so afraid that she will get post partum depression, that I am getting prepartum depression. I am thinking of drinking 55 gallons of carrot juice and taking 12 dozen kinds of vitamins. Please, M. Scott, help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

amen


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