Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Friday, 15 July 2005

Thursday, July 14

Dear Diary,

I have found the true love of my life. Now that I have reached "Eyta", the only Scientologist to go beyond "Theyta" since our Supreme Captain, (long may his spirit sail), I'm sure I won't still be shooting blanks.

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