Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Friday, 30 September 2005

Dear Diary

Waking up was almost mission impossible this morning, but as soon as I looked at that magnificent vanilla sky, I felt like a top gun.

I started the morning with a cocktail and the sweet scent of a magnolia, this is a sort of ritual that a few good men taught me at the scientology club.

A bit after nine, it suddenly started raining, I saw this man who just stood there in the street and I thought,˝hmm,rain man˝.

At ten, I had an interview with the vampire, who is actually an agent, well known for sucking his clients dry, but he ain't fooling the cruiser,I got a good collateral and I know the color of money.

Since the start I had all the right moves, being an actor is sometimes risky business but once you get to know the firm or the industry, you start feeling overflowed with endless love.

Sometimes I still feel like I'm losin' it but in these days of thunder there is no place for the outsiders.

For a while, my eyes were wide shut, then a man called Hubbard made me feel like a legend, in my own mind ofcourse.

Scientology does wonders for me, and I don't believe those stories about the taps in my phone.I encourage all young guns in Hollywood to sign up, if you sign up in the first fifteen minutes you will get a life size replica of me in a wheel chair during the filming of ˝Born On The Fourth Of July˝.

This time tomorrow I will be far and away, so I better speed things up.

I am so pleased with Katie, my wife to be, her brother Sherlock has a good clue that our marriage is going to be a success.

Well that's all for today, I still have to write the afro american minority report for my scientology assignment.

Talk soon, Tom.


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