Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 12 July 2005

Dear Diary,

I am so excited that life is finally working out the way I want it to: I have found a religion that adapts itself to my desires as well as a woman that does the same. But, of course, the true test will be when Katy gets pregnant and suffers from post-partum depression. If she takes an anti-depressant, I will have to divorce her and go after one of the Olsen twins.

love Tom

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