The Pope - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 8 July 2015

Dear Diary-
After reviewing the financial ledgers I'm very concerned about the dwindling supply of cash in the Vatican coffers. Fortunately (no pun intended), I still have plenty of loot buried in the basement, but I don't want to touch it because it was a gift from Hitler who pilfered it from the Jews. So it has sentimental value.