The Pope - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 8 July 2015

Dear Diary-
I feel so guilty about making millions of people feel so guilty about being human. And I'm so afraid that I will go to hell for making millions of people so afraid that they will go to hell for being human. According to the church doctrine the only way to control the masses is by guilt and fear Ex Cathedra. But how can I scare them into being good by using the threat of hell, while telling them that all their evil sins can be forgiven if they just confess and say a few prayers?