The Pope - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 7 September 2013

Dear Diary - I am not going to sit idly by and let President Obama mess up things in the world arena like that cowboy Georgy Bush did with Iraq.

And I am certainly not going to let a communist like Vlady Putin mess it up either.

That Obama fella has got to remember that he is a Democrat and not a Republican. Democrats do not own munitions plants, or tank factories, or any other type of factory that produces war items.

The United States is not the policeman of the world so they need to worry about their own problems especially the ones in Detroit and Chicago and stop worrying about Syria. I mean really, SYRIA?

Pope Francis