The Pope - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 4 December 2013

Good Morning and God bless. I've been down to the Inquisition dungeon this morning to tighten the thumbscrews on Benedict. His double, if you remember pretended that he was the retiring Pontiff. As if!!!!!

You Guys! What are you like? He's actually doing quite well, singing like a canary. He's confessed to all sorts of things. He says he's a witch a lion and a wardrobe. Hey wait a minute he's taking the piss! Another few turns then......