The Pope - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 20 October 2012

I proclaim by holy decree as the infallable successor to St. Peter, that the Islamic faith is to be banned from planet earth, I also order all nations with nuclear weapons to drop Atomic Bombs on the cities of Mecca and Medina.

I herby sentence the Taliban, the Muslim Brotherhood, Hamas, Hezbollah, and the so called nation of Palestine to 75 years of forced labor which involves blowing up Mosques and turning the lands into pig farms.

I also require said persons to start eating Pork, this is my Holy decree because I am the Pope and I said so.