The Pope - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 28 July 2012

I'd like to clarify this headline that one of my serfs came across in an English newspaper.

'Pope at the Port, scores more often than anyone else!'

The Pope mentioned in the headline is not me! It is 26-year-old Tom Pope - and he was playing in a pre season football match for Port Vale in the Midlands area of Great Britain, and scored four goals!

Thank you.