The Pope - My Fake Diary

Friday, 27 July 2012

Three Vatican figures, including two senior members of my clergy, have been named as suspected moles in a scandal that has seen the Holy See rocked by a series of damaging leaks recently.

The new intrigue comes just days after my butler Paolo Gabriele, 46, was released from jail and placed under house arrest for his suspected part in the affair.

The new suspects are reported to be Cardinal Paolo Sardi, a former Papal speechwriter; Bishop Josef Clemens, my former personal assistant; and the my German housekeeper Ingrid Stampa - who is said to be among the few people at Holy See able to decipher my handwriting.

Exciting isn't it?

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