The Pope - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 22 July 2012

Paolo Gabriele, my papal butler held on suspicion of leaking documents alleging corruption in the Vatican, was driven by a desire to help Me, his lawyer said on Saturday, adding that his ultimate aim may have been to clean up the Church!

Gabriele has been held in a small "safe room" inside the Vatican police station for the past two months, but on Saturday a decision was taken to allow him to return to his flat under house arrest.

This incident reminds me of my Hitler Youth days, and is very sad.