The Pope - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 10 July 2012

Sunday July 1, 2012
Dear diary, had a phone call from bloody Julia Gillard the Australian Prime Minister asking about gay priests, I had to hang up on her, if she asked about a priest that was a paedophile, I would have been able to assist her

Monday July 2, 2012
Dear diary, prayed to God and got an e-mail saying I'm going to be the next Saint Benedict

Tuesday July 3, 2012
Dear diary, that bloody Malcolm Turnbull hacked my e-mail account saying I'm going to be the next Saint Benedict but I know if I forgive another group of paedophile priests it won't be long before I get my just desserts

Wednesday July 4, 2012
Dear diary, sent the bloody Tony Abbott a Fax saying he was going to be the Australian Prime Minister serves him right, pure genius