The Pope - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 14 August 2007
Dear Diary, today I felt like eating a pizza so I called Domino's and told them that if they didn't have a pepperoni/onion pie to me in three minutes they would go to hell.
Three and a half minutes later a breathless delivery boy showed up with a pizza. He was in tears and begged forgiveness. So I forgave him, had him kiss my ring and told him if it ever happened again he would face eternal damnation.
Somewhere out there is a guy still waiting for his pepperoni/onion pizza. Being Pope is good...
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