The Pope - My Fake Diary

Monday, 13 August 2007

Dear Diary, today I received another letter addressed to "Emperor Palpatine." I called Monsignor Rafferty in and asked him what he knew about it.

Rafferty looked down and mumbled something. I told him to speak up, and he said that some people think I resemble the evil Emperor Palpatine from the "Star Wars" movies.

So we went online and Googled Emperor Palpatine and the Pope and sure enough, there's a picture of me and a picture of this Palpatine guy, and damned if we don't bear a resemblence.

"And that's not all," Rafferty said. "You're also both despots who claim absolute power over the universe!"

"Bull$%&#," I said. "Now, bring my the plans to invade Poland..."


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