The Pope - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 11 August 2007
Dear Diary, today Monsignor Rafferty was attending to me in my personal quarters when Sister Mary DeNuncio came in with a feather duster and began cleaning my head coverings.
And Rafferty started giggling and said, "Hey Sister! I guess that makes you a mitre maid! Get it? Mitre maid?" And I just hauled off and kicked him right in the nuts. While he was rolling around in agony, Sister DeNuncio came over and high-fived me and kissed my ring.
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