The Pope - My Fake Diary

Monday, 13 August 2007

Dear Diary, Monsignor Rafferty told me that today in the Vatican commissary two nuns got into a fight. They went at it for a good five minutes and ripped open each other's habits before anyone stopped them. Rafferty said all the men in the commissary just stood there, watching them claw at each other like cats.

Later that evening, the Vatican ran out of toilet paper. I'm not sure why, we usually have plenty...

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