The Pope - My Fake Diary

Monday, 30 July 2007

Dear Diary, today I met with a group of schoolchildren and as I was blessing them, one of them pulled out his cell phone and asked, "Holy Father, what's your telephone number?"

And I replied, "It's 'etcum spriri 220," and Monsignor Rafferty started giggling so hard I think he soiled himself.

I guess you had to be there...