The Pope - My Fake Diary

Monday, 30 July 2007

30 July 2007

Dear Diary,

Today, instead of referring to me as "Your Holiness," Cardinal Tuscany greeted me as "Emperor Palpatine" or something like that. Then Cardinal Wysocki and Cardinal Mbotu started giggling. I'm not sure what the heck that meant, but I gave them all a withering glare that stopped them in their tracks.