The Pope - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 25 July 2007

Dear Diary

Today I got a phone call from Paris Hilton.I don't really know who she is,but I know she was recently in jail.She asked me if I would be in her new movie.

I am not the type to be in a movie,but I might just be in this one.I have no idea what the movie is about but I guess I will find out soon enough,the shooting starts tonight.

I asked them why the movie has to be shot at night and they just laughed at me,I guess there was some joke that I didn't get,but oh well,Hollywood here I come.