The Pope - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 3 June 2007

30th May 2007

Had a rough night last night. Cardinal Borman overdid the Schnapz again and was off his face. Why I allow myself to join in these drinking games I don't know. I remember the words of The Fuhrer all those years ago when I was a boy. 'Bennie my son, See that Borman. He drinks to much. Last time he got pissed I lost 2 panzer divisions to the Russians.

The last thing I needed was some couple turn up with a picture of their missing daughter. I mean, WTF can I do about it ?

I can't send out the Vatican Youth to search Spain can I ?

Although, she did look to be of good Aryan stock. I'll see if there is any of the Spanish priesthood that isn't homosexual. They might have seen this child.


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