Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 7 December 2010

Just had a thought, now Chris Whats-his-face has been sacked from Newcastle, I could go there.

They may not be much better than the Tigers, but they are in the Premiership.

I could ask for more money, things are getting a bit tight.
Too many ladies and bookmakers, too many lost bets and clinic costs.

I'll have to bring the CV up to date..............