Susan Boyle - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 2 May 2010

Dear Diary,

Today was so wonderful. My cat Pebbles finally took off the mask shes been wearing for three years. I was elated to see that her face had changed to look exactly like SIMONS. Oh I'm so happy now I have a Simon around at home to help me out with my constant anxiety attacks.

Well I gtg. My boyfriend Chuck Norris is calling me. XOXO. Susie.

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