Sharon Osborne - My Fake Diary

Friday, 3 May 2013

Dear Diary - I may divorce Ozzy simply because it has gotten to the point where I no longer understand him. I swear at times he sounds like he is talking Swahili and at other times it sounds like its Mandarin Chinese.

He has also become the world's biggest grump. He became very angry when his favorite American Idol contestant Amber Holcomb was eliminated.

If things do not get better I may just end up moving to Afghanistan.

Sharon Osbourne

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