Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 2 September 2020

When I went out fishing this morning, I swear I saw ten or so Russians making a landing on the western shore not far from my home. These people certainly think that they have a right to trespass or even make our land their home.

I'd like to have a standby army based here so these lowlives don't have a snowdrop's chance in Hell of entering God's country.

Go home, Ruskies, go home!!

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