Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 7 August 2011

Dear Diary -

Well it looks like there is another GOP woman running for president. Goodness gosh, I so wanted to be the only female running for president and now that silly hairdoed bitch from Minnesota Michele Bachmann is running.

People are saying that at least she knows a little bit about geography. Well big freakin deal, but can the jive ass bitch shoot a moose while hanging upside down from a helicopter like I can?...No!

Can she pee while standing in a driving snowstorm like me?...No!

So what can she do that I can't? Not a friggin, freakin, frackin, mother effen thing that's what!

Sarah Palin