Russell Brand - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 13 May 2012

West Ham have beaten Cardiff City over two legs in the play-offs and now play Blackpool in the final at Wembley to decide who goes into the Premier League...

Would be good for Big Sam to guide the 'ammers back into the Premier League (just in time for us to take over the Olympic Stadium).

Steve Kean the manager of relegated Blackburn Rovers, suggested that the former manager was to blame for their relegation, ironic if Sam's new team replace them...