Russell Brand - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 31 May 2012

I've just seen pics of a virtually naked Melanie Sykes, flirting with a toyboy she met on the twittery me jig.

pwhaaaor, have i got time to fly to England before I film me new US tv show and woo her?

Its enough to drive a man to drink - a Boddingtons for Mel and a bonkingtons for me please Sykesy!

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