Russell Brand - My Fake Diary

Monday, 30 April 2012

So I been to the 'Ouses of Parliament so I have.

Been helping out the government on a select committee all about druggy wuggys. I could have called my book that - My druggy wuggy lifestyle.
(Instead I called it my booky wook)

I was hoping to see those sexy lady MPs Louise Mensch. She is always on the committees asking Rupert Murdoch questions. Perhaps I should pretend I had my phone hacked.

Instead of Louise, I had Keith Vaz who got confused - said we were running out of time - I said we can't run out of time Keith - time is infinite. Well I suppose it does run out for MPs - they only get four years before we get to vote them out...

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