Russell Brand - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 1 May 2012

Katy has sold our marital home for $3 million.

I read it in the ole' newspaper didn't I?
She didn't inform me she was doing it, either personally in a phone call, or a text, an email, even a public tweet. I had to read it in the paper. I'm sure she was going to tell me, you know, out of courtesy. Wasn't she?


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